Reminds me that I still need to find this book.

“Original George Bush? Or George Bush Lite?”

Fuck.Marry.Kill

Yeah me too. I stopped following Juicy Rentals on Instagram because all I could think of was, “Where do they pee?”.

Well good news is, when Millennials start dying off their kids won’t have much work to do cleaning out their houses/apartments. Just return all the rented stuff, cancel spotify and shut off their parents emails accounts. Sure beats the month it took Mr. Bird and I to clean out his grandfathers trailer after he died.

I read that too a long time ago, so I started building a event based scent wardrobe. For example, when I got married I wore Lily of the Valley. Now every anniversary I wear the same scent. The first time I went to London I wore a jasmine scent. I wore the same scent for every subsequent trip. Recently I was at Sephora…

Scent memory is very powerful stuff. My husband was very close to his Grandmother. She died before he even met me, but he wanted her to be a part of our wedding. He decided he would put her favorite hat on an empty chair at the wedding to represent her. He and his mother found the hat box and as soon as they opened it…

Right now I have a plan to watch The Wall just to freak myself out even more. The In The Flesh/Trump mashup killed me....

Or whether it’s done by a man or a woman because not all men are catcalled by women, sometimes it’s man on man degradation.

I guess you can only feel/experience “demeaning objectification” if you’re a woman...??

God I love L.A., $150 (before tip I assume) for cocktails and food for 2 sounds super reasonable to me.

IKR! At this point I don’t want to send either my daughter or my son to college, I just keep praying they’ll become artists and Mr. Bird and I will be able to leave them enough $$ so they don’t starve.

I didn’t appreciate the music of the 80's when I was growing up. Now listening the my 9 yo sing “Shake It Off” this morning made me pine for my “Black Coffee In Bed” days.

The clothes were awesome in the 80's, you must be confused with the 90's, good lord that shit sucked.

Have you tried True & Co? I’m only a D but I know they go bigger than that. You take a survey online, they make recommendations, ship the bras and you get free return shipping for the bras that don’t fit or you don’t like. I have two bras, I love them both and plan on buying more from them. Good Luck!

+1 for Balvenie Portwood here...

Fuck the 60's ad man! What about ME, the 50 year old bookkeeper in L.A., that now needs to leave work early, in the middle of tax season, to go home and protect my supply?....

To hell with the boots, any word on that jacket/duster thingy she’s wearing?! That’s what I want.

Yeah people act like Millennials invented this shit. It feels like Gen X is this forgotten generation between Boomers and Millennials sometimes. Why do Millennials think so many X’ers waited to have kids or maybe didn’t even have them at all? Grrrr...

I have one of those too. I don’t know where she gets it from. I’m a fairly risk-adverse Libra. Hell I can’t even decide what cookie to buy without a Pros and Cons worksheet. I try not to hold her back, but the medical bills dude, think about my deductible before you make that next leap of faith will ya my girl.