Going by my own kids elementary school experience thus far, the answer is no. They also don’t teach Stop, Drop & Roll anymore either.

I turn 50 this year, I’m from Cleveland and I’ve never been to New York City. Whenever I tell someone that, they always look at me like I’ve got two heads. I know there are some great things to see in NYC, but I live in L.A. now. If I’m on a plane in that direction, I’m going to just keep going all the way to London.…

I like the cheesy stuff too sometimes. I went to the London Dungeon the first time I went to London. I got told off for asking where the bathroom was, instead of the toilet. They had hung an effigy of David Beckham in one of the exhibits for missing some goal or something awful like that. Anyway it turned into a…

Yup, that’s what happened to me when I first moved here and that’s what happens every time someone from out of town wants to “see Hollywood”. If they still want to “see the stars” I take them to Hollywood Forever Cemetery.

A friend of mine just returned from Ireland. She did not kiss the stone as someone told her that the local piss on it! No idea if that’s true but I think I’ll pass if I ever go.

I only took the quiz to show that I know who Lewis Hamilton is.

Was it full? Just, you know, thinking maybe they wanted the booze, or thought there was booze in it?

I agree that it can come down to the field the Dads are in as much as anything else. At drop off I do see a couple of Dad’s in suits, but mostly it’s creative field types that are there.

In CA we have paid leave for Dad’s and my Gen X husband took every single day of it and then some. I think because I in in LA, and most of the Dads I know are in the creative industry, that I see many, many hands on Dad’s. It’s really not even a question here, it just is. I’m glad to see Millennial’s continuing the…

What I don’t understand about this is, that it happened in Los Angeles. I live in LA, there are tourist from all over the world here every single day. You hear different languages every single day. This is an international city with workers from all over the world. At my son’s school the staff told me that 26…

Unless of course, you WANT you husband to have an affair so that you can get a divorce and still come out smelling like a rose, then by all means, hire the 20 something fuckable nanny, go right ahead. #exitstrategy

I admire their spirit. When things like that happen in LA, we all just stay huddled in front of our A/C vents hunched over our phones.

Well that just killed my Tuesday morning, but well worth the read. Lost my mother at a young age so I rarely read pieces like this because they hurt. I’m glad I read this one though, not because I thought of my mother, but because I thought of my children. One day they will have to take their mothers’ ashes to New…

And now I will add this to the many, many reasons why I never fly Southwest. There’s just no place Southwest flies that I need to get to that badly.

I’m always the first to fold, unless you’re on your cell phone (see above post), then I hope I have to poop, so I can make a lot of noise.

If I hear someone using a cell phone in a multi-stall bathroom I make as much toilety noise as I can to let the person on the other end of the phone know, that the person they’re speaking with is on the pot.

I used these when I went camping last year and I can recommend them as well. Smell good, feel good, gets the grime, but doesn’t leave your face feeling dried out afterwards.

The problem for me with bring extra undies is that you have to get half undressed to change into them. I just bring ultra thin panty liners with me. I’ll change at least twice during a long flight or even a long car ride. My bits feel less sweat logged and I don’t have to take my shoes and pants off mid-flight. Once…

I can’t even trust myself to remember sunscreen which is why I now buy sun protective rashguards for both kids. I live in LA, sun’s no joke here.

Yes, only the Millennials would complain about someone else complaining, about absolutely nothing.