That would be fantastic - I could use an engine that doesn’t suck.

Canada wins with Dildo, Newfoundland.

Seriously:

As a kid, our road trips always ended with my sister and I sleeping in the back of our Celica hatchback while my parents drove the long lonely hours home.

I know that this is dangerous and all, but somehow, an entire generation survived without Government Nanny.

There is no way in hell that I’d follow that truck — not after watching him try to murder someone. God knows what that psycho would do, and how well he is armed.

Boo. Well, thanks for being honest. I’ll just hop into my little red sportscar-mid-life-crisis now.

Am I really so old that the Fox bodies have gone from cool to cruel and back to cool again?

This is a frivolous lawsuit and it does deserve to be mocked.

SnapChat is not responsible for this woman’s actions.

The stone is responsible and deserves to be squeezed.

Given that she was driving a Benz, perhaps there is some blood to be drawn — at the very least, her parents were probably paying for insurance.

That was a better time.

Because Fiat expects their car to break down.

You read the responses in this thread and you think that the wealthy are the ones that feel entitled?

That’s the point, actually. They don’t care about the environment, so they could buy an M3 or a Tesla. But if you offer a rebate, you make the Tesla a more attractive purchase.

This must be why the Miata has been such a poorly reviewed and poor selling car for the last few decades — it lacks power. Thanks for the insight!

Is it the fact that she is a woman that surprises you, or the fact that she is in her 50s?

Either way, this isn’t news. It’s life.

Exactly what I was going to post — I’ve seen too many people try to fire the carts into the corral from 20+ feet away, only to sprint after the cart when they realize it is going to miss.

Worse, of course, is when they just watch their cart fly into someone’s car ...

You missed option three: park next to cars that look valuable.

Someone who is getting into their 25 year-old Taurus is not going to care much if their door hits yours, but someone getting into their brand-new M4 is going to be very cautious.

Surround yourself with people who value their property as much as you value…

Be warned that if I see someone removing my wiper blades, my standard procedure is to helpfully encourage them to eat their stolen booty.

No. Not irony. Please stop using the word.

I blame Alanis.

Ride them?

I think you’re confused about the word ‘virgin’

Then do your homework and seek verification from any of the dozens of other sources.