Wait wait wait.

Are you saying that after 47 years, we’ve actually gotten better at making cars?!

This is newsworthy! After half a century, science has advanced!!

I’m curious why you spent the time rewriting the original copy — we are here FOR the original!

I was in the market for something Cayman-esque (worry not, Jalops, I bought a Miata instead) and I was shocked by the amount of hate amongst my peers for these wonderful cars.

“Oooh. Couldn’t afford a 911?” “No, not even if I traded in your battered BRX”

“Cayman? I just can’t get into those for some reason.” “You’re…

This is the post I was going to make, except I use Magnums because this is the Internet.

“Again, there is no doubt in my mind that somebody who started only thinking of driving in this manner, never learning any bad habits, would be the fastest driver on Earth.”

This explains why the Finns dominate rally sports — when they teach you to drive, they teach you to understand the entire system. When something…

I was looking for this explanation and still managed to miss it. Ooops!

Oh god, this one hurt my brain.

I will never have those brain cells back.

Touche

Sadly, people look to John Oliver and (previously) Jon Stewart for ‘news’ rather than comedy. Strange, really.

But but but — he is a VICTIM!

Can confirm new home purchase, and two new cars, and 0 credit card debt.

Thanks Obama!

Or it is simple incompetence.

Freedom is dangerous.

My 08 STI was bouncing off the redline at about 58mph — stock.

It should be illegal to drive in the snow without the proper equipment. Seriously, Doug, I’d drive that Aston in the snow all season long on the proper tires. But on summer tires? That’s just stupid.

Typical over-engineering.

Looks like he is rock napping.

The lens would need to be larger than the panels to gather light and focus them onto the smaller area — given the weight of the material required to build that lens, you can see why it isn’t feasible.

I’m not convinced by your argument that auto workers should drive competitors’ cars in order to help the company understand the competition.