Nick and Knight? They're hitting nostalgia pretty hard; they really know their target audience. Will this come with Ecto-Cooler?

Poor kid. I really hope she gets help for this. I couldn't imagine how scared she must have been and now to have the fucking cops calling her a "suspect"...this is sad.

<sigh> Doesn't she know it's called smegma?

I'm seeing Elizabeth Olsen...

Ugh. I can't imagine sitting in that! I hope she has another dress to change into

I realize that racism and discrimination are still alive, and just as hateful and deadly as they ever have been.

Is it a print or is it all raised stitching?

To me, this is a psychological trick white America plays with itself. In order to continue to delude itself that America is the best country, that we're just, that meritocracy is real and the American Dream exists, it will search for any and all reasons to pretend racism doesn't exist. Because once you admit it does,…

And then? You can't leave us hanging

Ugh. Everyone knows you fake amnesia, not death! Gawd, millennials, get your shit together!

Unnecessary Trapper Keeper?! NO SUCH THING!!! I had to buy a hanging file holder today and the Staples person who helped me find them was like "Don't you just wish we could all still use Trapper Keepers?" No one has known my soul more deeply...

BOOM! New money making idea. Zumba in Zubaz at the Zoo. Charge like 100 a head, give out free pants.

I misread and thought it was Zubaz. I was sooo excited!!

And there's the storage fee for the eggs.

What sort of unique joining ceremony will you be planning? Candles, sand, and salt are sooo over.

Wait. You mean I DON'T have disgusting armpits?!?! =)

YAY! I'm so excited for this! Until of course, they find a blonde, white actress to play her...

It's a thing. Overall, it's better than the LYSOL YOUR COOCH OR YOUR HUSBAND WILL HATE YOU vintage ads, but I think what makes people uncomfortable with this type is that they seem to want applause for their ads. It's just an ad designed to make us buy things, you've figured out a new way to do it, but please don't…

The cynic in me is wondering if there are studies that say women spend more when they feel empowered.

I'm not optimistic for change. I wish I were, but I'm not. We've been protesting for hundreds of years and with every step forward, you wait 5 years and take 2 steps back. How many more black teenagers have to die at the hands of a brutal, militarized police before all of America is outraged and committed to change?