They look like they're about to start a dance fight.

I'd want them, but only for the reason I want gummy bears—to pretend to rip things apart piece by piece with my teeth...

I miss songs on soundtracks that were story summaries. Why did that form of synergy go away? It's so much better than commercials every five seconds.

I've known a few. Usually short for Dulcinea from Don Quijote

Trolls on an article on trolling. He's just trying to be meta!

Your reading comprehension is beyond help. But, hey, seems to make sense. Your thought process seems off, too.

My life is I spend money when the quality is good and usually go custom made or boutique. What I'm saying is that you can't charge people more for bad quality and then tell them that if they spent much more they'd be served better.

They're moderately priced if the quality is there. It isn't. Dropping 300 on an Igigi dress is one thing (that I do about 5 times a year) but expecting women to prove themselves worthy when the clothes are not is ridiculous.

I feel like the problem with plus sized retailers is that they have to be everything to everyone. Smaller girls have more choice—fancier stores, more casual stores, ones that cater to older women, etc. Meanwhile, plus sized ladies have maybe 5-7 stores to choose from. And they use the excuse the excuse that fatties…

I do this and an am always surprised when people are like "WOW! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!! YOU'RE SO GOOD AT MATH!!!" It's so easy.

WTF?

I once had a lady flip out on me because I asked for her full name. She would only give me "Ms. Woods." I'm usually polite, but I'll not be spoken to as if I were a child. I may have used a few choice words.

I think the answer was "As long as he doesn't leave you for Elizabeth Taylor, thatz okay."

I'm not surprised, but I can't help but think why. A big wedding (not my thing, we only had 4 guests) makes sense to me—you want people to enjoy themselves, have great food and booze. A big ring? It only shows that you're wealthy enough to afford it...it makes me uncomfy.

Is it odd that I take comfort in the fact that we use the same fish sauce brand?

Twitter. It allows people to IMMEDIATELY RAGE and get other people upset. Instead of taking 5 minutes out of their day to stop, write an email, and then quietly go about their own day. Some people like attention.

Look down. =)

It should technically be "be bucket-hatted people" but I liked this better. Glad you agree =)

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! EVERYONE KNOWS BE-BUCKETED HAT PEOPLE DO NO HARM!

I'm really sorry for that.