I feel like that was bullshit butt covering. If they had an open marriage, Goopy would have talked about it ALL the time. How evolved they were, how it's a blessing, etc etc

The fact that it was a staffer was odd...it seems like the organizers were like, "I know what would be horrid and maybe embarrass Kim!"

Another reason racism sucks:

I didn't see the name at first and was like "Eddie Murphy's looking rough"

SLUTS!!!! AND HVP VACCINE! AND SATAN!!! AND God only knows... sigh. I was on bc at 10...

I can't figure this out? Is it a mistake?!

I think it's because Michael's not cruel. I mean, he's funny and makes fun of people (and their supposed characteristics), but it never crosses the line into just cruel.

Or you know, get better "celebrities" on the show.

SAME!

I'm so ashamed I read him when I was younger.

There are age restrictions in some states—I'm not sure where they're from, but that could be the case. Or, without her parents, she couldn't afford it. If a minor doesn't have supportive parents, it's very hard to get an abortion.

Not her fault! She kept looking for a VCR to watch it on!

Try the book! It's actually pretty well written. Mark is the expert after all

Has anyone read the book? It's sooo fucking good...of course, I find the movie less funny now that I know what they all went through.

I'll feel weird for both of us =)

To me, it sounds like a dirty sex thing. Like a Boston Steamer.

If it was all about the tailgate, why isn't she giving tail gating tips?

Hipster restauranteur. They make small batched, locally sourced, organic lentils.

At first, I thought he was giving her a hug since it looked like she was going to cry, but then he just basically moved her. I get that it's on a schedule, but pushing her aside for a Madonna cameo? WTF?