Anything but abortions! Because then, apparently, other kids will get autism.

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/i-detect-no-li…

Wow. I hate how petty some religious people make God seem.

I find what's really fucked up is that people think the family wants to take her off life support and kill her...she's already dead. This isn't a vegetative state, she's brain dead. Using her as an incubator isn't okay.

And which Jezzie will be going on our behalf and writing a post about it?!!? I MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS SHOW!

Yeah, he's not the guy I want telling me about sex toys. It's like my aunt: The buzzing was pleasant.

I thought that too! Like, dude shut up and tell us how it feels! I find these fascinating! I'd totally use one if I could.

No worries! In winter, I'm pretty fucking pale. My makeup shades are usually 2nd or 3rd from lightest.

Preach. I am a biracial daughter of a black dad who was doing this stuff back in in the eighties. He was shit at braids, but god bless him, he tried.

Also, none of them jumped to defend Martin Bashir when we said someone should poo in Sarah Palin's mouth. Him being fired was perfectly fine.

Since when is Julian a hipster name?

Clancy Brown, John Cho, AND Orlando Jones? Damn. I take that back. They'll only let this go for one episode and I'll cry for weeks.

Okay, that looks good. But it's Fox. They'll have 5 episodes then cancel it.

Ow. Carlos Ponce got better with age. Damn. I can't believe I watched a clip from that show, but damn... Carlos Ponce.

The fact that Kathy Lee and Hoda (and I know it's most likely a lackey) share an account is sooo cute. In my head, they've made a blanket fort to protect their wine from the ladies of the View, Talk, Chat, Vomit or whatever and tweet together.

I just poked my mom's cat (we're baby sitting) awake to show him this. THIS is what a real cat does. Lets me dress him up and play. But somehow, I feel like rescues frown on you bringing in costumes and trying to dress the cats up before you adopt...How are you supposed to know which to adopt?!

I thought it was if you don't take pictures of Perez in my apartment, I'll die?

I believe her. Like she did coke on Jan 3rd and kept doing coke until May 3rd. That's only once, right?

Does he have a bot that always thanks people? Cuz if not, someone had to read it, see the word and go "meh, it was more supportive than offensive" and that person needs to be called out.

Maybe a BB cream? They're light and are usually used just to even out skin.