From your lips to God's ears!

And yet, no will fund #PorkNom2015!!!

I'm just glad it was intense. Can you imagine if a spirit refused to cross over, manifested physically, grabbed a condom and it was lousy? That'd suck.

Ladies, we're not supposed to be putting hamburger up there.

Sex in the bathroom? NO PEOPLE! Slick, tiled floors in rooms with porcelain headcrackers is not the place to have sex!

He scruffed up nicely!

That's why I'm watching Blackish and Selfie and they're starting to grow on me. Let's give this a few episodes. It'll get better!

I'm glad to know that I'm not the only person who will watch a show just to be supportive. But hey, Carlos Ponce is in this and damn, he aged welllllll....

Pack Palin sounds like it could be the next grandchild.

The officer writes like a gossipy middle schooler! She said that he said that she said some bitch was gonna get it! This is what my days sound like!

Please tell me you could see the safety harness on him

An upside down bj just seems...I dunno. Needlessly complicated and hard. I mean, if you're upside down, all the blood is rushing to your head. I admire the dedication of the film makers and the actors.

I always find the 4 (FOUR! FOUR!) convictions of inciting racial hatred so interesting. I wonder if she was always like that and found a platform for her thoughts later in life, or what.

This is me and my husband when he shaves...only more tears. Of course, I postponed wedding pictures until his beard was back.

How does he keep getting jobs?

Dude. YOU'RE making YOUR teachers look bad. Look at the distinction. 1 is a contraction of "you are" the other means belonging to you. Also, shouldn't requires an apostrophe and ellipses only come in series of 3.

Suspended? Nope. Maaaaybe a letter in a file somewhere.

That must make their students of color feel so supported. Way to be, teachers. Thanks for making the rest of us look bad.

I think it's a National SHAME that Alfonso Ribeiro isn't our generation's Regis Philbin.

Yeah, but what they don't tell you is that Sally set the fire.