He's in Greece and I think she's still in LA...or at least keeping out of sight in Greece.

What did you think of Season 5?

Is that Transplanted-from-the-90s-Smurf?

Was it the Venture Bros where the guys were debating whether Smurfs were mammals or egg-layers?

Vinho Verde? Wow. Usually I tell people that's my summer drink and I get "uuhhhh...???" I'm happy to know others in the US drink it.

I know! Photoshopped or is he usually hunched over in those pants?

I refuse to show anyone pix of me at 13. Dark, dark, dark lipstick, hoop earrings, and questionable 90s clothes. Ugh. So awkward.

I went to the coolest kid bday party last year. Pirate themed. I was a little worried that the girls would be stuck as wenches, but the mom had bought cutlasses and eyepatches for everyone. It was so cute. Buy cheap capes from Oriental Trading company and call it a day. No one needs a Justice League minus Wonder…

The kids are 5 and one had parents who seem supremely rude and shitty. I think it's well within a parent's rights to decide who their kids are hanging out with. That's part of parenting—the friend comes with these bad traits, so no, you don't get to hang out.

Wow. A save the date for birthdays? WTF?

I feel like I watched so much Captain Planet as a kid that now that shade of green makes me really uncomfy and want to shower. I couldn't image putting that up anything.

Yup. Same here. Really wanted the Hawkeye.

I can't be the only one who saw the link, grabbed a credit card and then got really sad, right?

Okay, I'll admit it. I fucking Love Hoda and Kathy Lee. I would love to just be able to have them over daily for drinks and shit from 8-11. We'd have wine (seriously, have you tried sparkling wines with bitters? We'd spend the year trying different combos), do an art project from Pintrest, have a snack, and I'd sleep…

May have bought some and tried to convince the boyfriend that it'd be okay if our kitchen table was all chalkboard paint: "BABE! THEY MAKE DUSTLESS CHALK! IS OKAY!"

Better than pintrest! Thanks

Housey help, Jezzies?

One of my students once told me how she remembered it (I have trouble).

Thankfully, no. I did once date a guy whose dog would try to get on the bed ONLY during those times. We had to break up. I find the tail flicking shit weird enough during non-playtime times, couldn't imagine it during.

Oh God! I thought that was just my bastard! I know I've got pillow plump thighs, but seriously!