She's like a blonde and can dance Jessica Biel.

I agree...even if that Batman is my secret today-sucked-balls-and-I-need-dumb-puns pick me up

I don't get the attraction (as a singer, actress, or anything else she may do) but will be better than Nicki. Although, my dream AI judges would be Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson and the ghost of Whitney Houston. Celine, Mariah, and Whitney would have singing battles and Janet would be like Paula, but less…

Worried more about yeast.

I have a feeling my boyfriend's not going to like this news. =) But hey, I don't want wrinkles.

At the end of the year, one of my kids gave me chocolate fudge which had printed on it: GLUTEN FREE.

Yes, I knew this, but what about like, about your bathing suit?

I LOVED THAT COUPLE. I have no idea why but it made me giggle and smile and be super jealous.

I'd love to have someone make these out of Legos. Not to go on my lego lack side table or anything so I could play while having wine and watch the show. You know, if they could just make one for science or something.

Well, there's a Golden Girls wiki. There goes my week. =)

No worries. Happens

I thought he was missing the e in Sandeman and really fucking loves port.

Yup. Legit called "Can I Live?"

God only has an umbrella? He's fucking God. I thought at least a bus shelter.

My reaction has nothing to do with the soldiers. It has to do with what people do to cheer them up.

Wow. During the 1st Iraq war, my 1st grade teacher had us write thank you letters and cards. Now we've got this....

What I find interesting is that she's not really his mistress. She was a sext partner. How many us get odd dick shots? Capitalizing off this is wicked low.

Hot Damn. Sexy here, but sexier in Diagnosis: Murder.

I wish we could bring back hats. Of course my big headed self can never fit into those cute floppy sun hats. Sigh...one day.

Woah. Mohels cost that much?!?!