I was like that. I only had one uncircumsized guy and it was a little odd. I thought I'd be totally down to get the future baby done...until I saw it done on Penn and Teller's Bullshit and was like OH SHIT FUCK NO

For my friends and I, it was the fact that The Craft was a fucking brilliant movie.

Once, we were at a beach house in Portugal that had like 20 feet high walls in the backyards. The girls next door were having a seance. Shitty little bastards that we were, we threw a water balloon.

I got cold sores from a swim park. Ugh. Ruined them for me.

Are we sure Clare Bryant is actually a human? This seems like yet another step in the vast, global conspiracy for complete cat take over of the world. I'd like someone to open a can of cat food near her and then we'll see what she really is.

Do you then Bey and J sighed and shifted the entire ride over to see the baby, then plastered fake smiles on their faces until one of them got an important, emergency phone call and they had to leave?

Ha. This brings back memories of older girls saying dumb shit and us believing them in school.

I'm sure some segments of America do though. They've finished sending money to Zimmerman's defense lawyers, shipping butter wrappers to people who fired Paula Deen and are agreeing with Tim Allen that they should be allowed to use the N-word.

Aw yes, the "you should be tolerant of my hatred! That's what REAL tolerance is!" gambit. Sigh...

I agree. I also think that there's a healthy ignorance of what the 1st amendment actually protects you from. It's the government and only the government. Some people really think that it's applicable to everything. That, coupled with the "only-god-can-judge-me-sorry-if you're-offended" crap and white privilege is…

Marple and Poirot. I have classy wine, classy chocos, and occasionally grab a cigarette and make sure I give meaningful looks at everything in my living room.

Yeah, this will sound dumb (forgive me, but now I'm curious) but like, did you do to a specialist in forehead electrolysis? Cuz I have have enough trouble finding someone who can shape my eyebrows properly, I'd be so afraid to trust someone with my hairline

Good point. Maybe she's like that guy in Memento and can't make new memories so thinks she's still there all the time?

I guess I shouldn't say how I'd love if the Obamas and Clintons swapped spouses? I think they'd be suuuuuch cuter couples!

How exactly do you do it? Electrolysis?

Kalamazoo of all places. But I feel like after having people going "Excuse me?" when you say Kalamazoo, a sext happy husband is easy to deal with.

I remember being in 3rd grade and doing a unit on racism and being astounded that people thought that way. Like, how could less than years ago in America people not have full civil rights and if only everyone could see the classroom with Asians, Latinos, black people, white people, and me (representing the others…

Thank God. I've always loved her. I have a thing for tough, Portuguese ladies who look like they can go from making you something delicious to kicking someone's ass.

Did/does anyone watch Broadchurch? I'll watch anything with #10, but this seems a little sloggy. Is it worth staying with it?

I feel like not watching the Disney Channel means I don't know who 1/2 of the famous people are anymore.