Woman pimp? Do tell. Who is it?

I thought it was for drug tests? Like, you shave your head no follicle tests?

Nope. He's got a Hispanic last name. He's going to jail. That's how our system works. No one will get confused and try to get him off.

Hm. I wonder what Google Glass technology will add to Midlife crises in 10 years...

Sydney Leathers and Carlos Danger sound like the protagonists of a certain type of movie...

Exactly. It's a behind. Not even a booty.

I'm more horrified at the fact that they felt to 1. give him a popped collar and 2. gave him a polo with the royal crest. Ugh. He'd never be so crass.

I've already told my dude that once my dad dies I'll have to drop out of life for a year. And when he shrugged and said, "I'd probably need a few months too when he goes" I knew I loved him forever.

Meh. I thought it'd be much more specific if they're trying to scare you. Where in the US do they live? Do they drive like maniacs? Do they have health insurance? Have they been ill before? etc. Those things matter.

Win-win! If I ever fuck it up and get pregnant, the resulting baby shit won't smell as much

Meh. I sometimes can never tell with her shows if you're supposed to be rooting against the main character, calling them out on their shit, and enjoying their failures or just going along with it. I've decided the former and it's made it so much more enjoyable

I agree. I didn't watch it and wouldn't listen to people tell me to watch it (She's a local girl! She was nice in middle school! You're not doing anything anyway!). But I started and found myself kind of tuning out during the Piper time. I loooved everyone else, though.

I dunno. I know for a fact that standing, thinking, reading, and breathing make my uterus hurt...I couldn't IMAGINE riding a bike. Oh! If only big, strong, smart, deep-breathing men with huge testicles would stand up and ban this shit!

Red comes first. =) Unless of course it's a time paradox situation.

Well I mean, horny is as horny does.

I feel like with the Barbara Walters glow and the fact that no one smiled, everyone looked awesome. It's the harsh lighting and the smiling that fucked us all up

Well, I mean, she was in that Soul Man film...which was pretty fucking fucked up.

I got really excited about Conceptrol (DAMN, ALREADY WITH CHEAPER GENERICS!) but it's spermicide. =( When will BJs or Costco make a store brand?

I once got it at my pharmacy (the one in my health clinic who has my insurance on file) for 15...then went to pick one up for a friend "dude, they're cheap!" and it was 50 at Walgreens. I think its that high because it can be.

<3 the smushed nose. Good choice