She’ll be President in a couple of years. Chaos is a Ladder.

She looks like some 40 yr old guys 28 yr old stepmom.

Queen Elizabeth the I’s people would have sorted him out

She’s an old witch but has some seriously gorgeous outfit choices. Vivienne Westwood suit on point!

The Percy Pigs STAY!!!

Neither can Charles but that hasn’t stopped him making subtle digs in speeches. 

Prince Harry and Michelle are especially close. Can’t wait for Charles to go to eco pound town on him.

That you Piers Morgan?

Plus, you gave us (Britain) the shit bond villain that has been running our country via a back door for the last 2 decades... Murdoch. Sooo, thanks.

What did Luigi’s Mansion ever do to you?

Mayonnaise is the devil’s spread!

Realllllly? Who.TheFuck.CARES?

Accurate! I shall start praying over my used tampons forthwith.

Sorry, but I’d rather wallow in my deep existential crisis and severe clinical depression by playing Dear Esther right now thanks.

During the debates I’ve been treating myself to valium, painkillers and a nice chilled sauvignon Blanc.

Wish Melania had a hated, estranged brother that was a Slovenian Orthodox priest. Clinton could bring him along, show him off as Mel’s Relative and watch Trump’s base lose their minds. Big robes, weird hat, giant beard.... (((“MUSLIM!”))

It would be easy for Clinton to go down to his level, she could simply bring along the family of Trumps dead brother. The ones whose medical bills he refused to pay.

I heard he was bringing Bill Clinton’s alleged mixed race son. christ! I can seriously imagine president Trump turning up to a G8 summit with the badly treated maids, hated cousins and spurned lovers of his fellow world leaders in tow.

You know that girl knows every accusation  is true. All she needs to do is recall their 1st meeting.