Le’Veon, come to New England. We know how to get the most out of Pittsburgh’s rejected running backs.

Poetry. The format appears different to the eye, but I swear it reads like a haiku.

Product lives matter

Merchandise are people too, people forget that.

Always relevant.

I used that as an argument with my cousin’s husband, along with a cleaner environment, and the fact that we have finite resources. It didn’t change anything, all he said was he didn’t believe in Malthus either (Also he has previously said that global warming is a liberal plot to make everyone poor). So they really…

Great, so now my Falcons will be up 28-0 before blowing it this time!

Tottenham will get knocked out of the Champions League so that they could get on with the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.

Counterpoint: Dressing nicely might score you a free upgrade (but very likely won’t), while dressing comfortably is a sure bet.

Grand Prix Legends was (and still is) such an incredibly good driving game. Doubly when if you played F1 sims during ‘97/’98 your options were effectively Grand Prix 3 (lauded at the time, but effectively a visual upgrade over GP2), Psygnosis’ F1 CE (more arcade-ish than anything), or an even larger field of random F1…

Everton’s Michael Keane (no apparent relation)

I’ll still opt for the “roided up too much, his body broke down because of it.” option, only now adding “causing him to develop a massive addiction to PK’s.”

I thought it was hilarious a Boston native was lecturing someone else about racism.

Great story, save for the whole part about taking $ from Jerry Falwell.

I lived in a house with a bunch of guys in college. One of our friends started dating this really quiet mousey girl and we just sort of lost him for a while. Then when we were hanging out we heard them in the shower together and this really small voice squeaks “Now wash my back, Daddy.”

I went out for a while with a girl who liked calling me Daddy. It was the hottest four months of my life interspersed with a truly awful two years.

I don’t believe you’re an OSU grad for the simple reason that you referred to it as OSU and not THE Ohio State University

Way to prove everything he said

Well Romeo Crennel is not walking through that door, at least given the fact that it’s standard door width.

What is it that makes “who dey” such a shitty sports thing/chant/phrase? I can’t put my finger on it but I hate it more than most of the countless bad phrases out there. Coming from an OSU grad/Columbus resident who has to hear insufferable O-H-I-O call and responses from frat boys and hillbillies year round. At least…