Haas wants out of F1. He’s lost enough money and it’s clear their Buy instead of Build strategy isn’t going to yield podiums, let alone championships, so he’s done. Choosing Mazepin isn’t about putting a driver in that can help develop the program, it’s about putting the rich dude’s kid in the car so he’ll buy the…

Sorry, I think what you mean is “Capitalists test wristbands that track employee movement and location. First trials to test proximity to one another are underway.”

Literally only here to comment on the Suby in the hero image.

Why on Earth would they sell an Outback with tires that look comically undersized? I’m not the only one who sees that, right? It looks like it’s got motorcycle tires on it.

Right, so, a couple things that I cannot believe still have to be explained to people.

And shortly after, upside down cars like they have in Australia.

Applause for “Bro Mode”.

Good write up for some confusing rules.

Are there any sources on this? I’d love to read more about it.

You’re so cool. Thank you so much for your contribution.

It will always be incredibly interesting to me that NASCAR eschewed uniqueness in favor of cookie cutter, rote, dullness (see ~1.5 mi tri/quad-ovals and Johnson, Jimmie) and then when people stopped coming and viewership dropped they were like, oh shit, let’s throw a TON of spaghetti gimmicks on the wall and see what…

I mean like, incredible career. One of the absolute best. But also good riddance, at the exact same time. I stopped watching NASCAR because of JJ48. He helped make it boring. He helped make it rote. His made-for-tv sterile and inoffensive personality, the complete and utter dominance the entire team had over the…

Ah yes, it is worth sticking around for goofy dipshits. They certainly give NASCAR some...character.

JJ48 drove tons of fans away from NASCAR. Implying that he was one of the last things left worth watching is...silly.

Odds are 28-3 that Quinn doesn’t last past the bye week.

LOL THE BEACH BOYS.

Wait. Are you fucking for real? Your gas bill is $500/mo if your thermostat is set fo 67? That’s not a joke?

Matthews definitely should’ve played that better, he gave Pasta tons of space, but yeah that’s Jack being Jack. 

It’s really honestly not that bad. For real. On a scale of 1-10 regarding injuries deadspin shows, this is like a 3.

If you say so. The two international flights I’ve taken in the last 14 days didn’t have any sort of premium economy that was more than just regular ol’ “here have a few more inches of leg room for $50". They had business, economy plus, and economy. Maybe it depends on which carrier you’re riding with.

But premium economy these days is 3" of leg room. Is that REALLY going to be the difference for you?