It is just absolutely insane that there’s no security camera that can manage more than 640x480 but I can spend $75 online and get a puppy cam that captures in 4k.

Me? or Jim?

I am never not amazed by the stupidity that has to go into things like this. I know the common Boomer refrain is something like “if you didn’t buy your airpods and your iphones and your lattes you’d be able to afford a home just like I could!” but most times I feel like people don’t actually BELIEVE that, it’s just…

You have an insanely low bar for thinking ahead. 

I mean like, here’s the deal: the moves they’re making ARE reactionary! They DIDN’T plan ahead and that’s why there are such issues. All they do is react to the market. The only thing they plan ahead for is continued exponential growth which simply cannot and will not continue, and when we arrive at that incredibly…

This...this isn’t a serious comment, right?

Wait. We’re gonna pretend, here on Jalopnik of all places, that the biggest factor that goes into wanting/buying/leasing/owning a car is that it’ll work for 10 years if you take care of it?

Regarding first gear; it will never cease to amaze me how almost all the reporting around this amounts to “oh no :-( the market *sad trombone*” instead of “car manufacturers for the billionth time have proven they have absolutely no idea what they’re doing, as their businesses once again are set up to fail because…

In the hellscape that is planet Earth, the destruction of the Denver Broncos is perhaps my favorite feel-good story of the year. 

I mean, technically Obama has been on NBC before, right?

Using the phrase “ticky tacky” is what should be a 10 yard penalty.

We create the incentive by walking out en masse.

In retrospect, I thought it would be a very different comment than this one that mentioned “feet” and “Rexy”.

He could have, but according to the post it’s rude to not answer the question the press asks even though they know no one will answer, or something.

The open secret of football is that a lot of these coaches are incorrigible drunks who almost certainly drink on the job.

This HAS to be the end of his career, right? We’re talking about a guy who can’t seem to come into camp in any shape other than Doughboy rehabbing an elbow injury on his throwing arm to continue to be a top or even mid-tier NFL QB? There’s no way. 

It’s a weird flex to announce to people capable of complex thought that you’re more worthless than a bag of dicks without handles.

Pats fan here.

Call me crazy, but I kind of don’t think walking out of a game for which you’ve already paid for tickets is the best way to get someone to bend to your demands.

That was less a dunk and more a three throw that only a couple people were even watching.