I would fuck Sean Spicer in the mouth for $38,000/yr.

I noticed that, too. I wouldn’t be surprised if it houses a forward collision system camera/sensor.

“We continue to be surprised by how sort of frankly naïve a lot of people are about production and supply chain,” Musk said. “It’s as though there is some like easy way to increase production. It’s truly not.”

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

Sweet, a double Randy Johnson.

Oh that’s cool. Miguel Sano just broke a lady’s face in an actual game. She’s sitting 466 feet from home plate. http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/03/1345176783/1493774152612/asset_2500K.mp4

Sometimes I hate my gender. I believe in the good of most people but guys like this are like the land mines in a field - there may be a more surface not impacted but those mines still damage and destroy. What a fucking monster.

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

oh no how dare people like and enjoy a product that you do not like the horror of it.

I’m not sure what they put on the exterior - if it’s a rain screen system or not - but if it is, those systems can be buggers for a while after install because they function on a net zero (as I’ve always called it) pressure system and sometimes the design and install can be a bit funky, particularly when the square…

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

How fucking boring that looked. Like christ it’s basically a prettier looking Medal of Honor: Frontline with even less content than earlier titles like CoD 2 and 3.

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Penultimate episodes are always the best episodes. The penultimate episode is the climax, finales are the epilogue.

My problem with the show is the fact that it never once discusses mental health.

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

Don’t let this development ever let you forget that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the SuperBowl.