I’m well aware. I’m a Patriots fan, living in Denver. Reminding these knuckle-dragging fans that their team cheats more often just falls on deaf ears. My point was simply that the “cheating” is what people always cling to in their hatred of the Patriots. And in doing so, they can’t even properly describe the actual…

It’s pretty much the only reason anyone hates the Patriots. They can’t even bother to get their descriptions of cheating scandals right.

I am a lifelong Patriots fan, and love Tom Brady.

Great catch, I hadn’t really noticed that.

Honestly, thanks for writing that. No sarcasm. It’s really helpful to hear that from someone with actual Wrangler owning experience. I REALLY want to keep the bluetooth connectivity that I have in my Mazda (as well as things like steering wheel radio controls), and plan on getting a hard top. I also (for some stupid…

I’m not necessarily sold on this interior, but it’s an upgrade over the existing, it seems. I’m actually looking hard at Jeeps right now, starting to shop around. I’ve ALWAYS wanted to get one, and I’m finally starting to figure out how to make it happen. But one of the hard parts is knowing that while I’m getting a…

Oh, that’s a great guess! I hadn’t thought of that. I figured it was where they put the inflatable raft in case of emergencies.

The stalk/arm (idk the right term) for that rear view mirror is gigantic...

..a joint like Five Guys, where you have to wait three agonizing minutes while the dude...

As always, Puck Fittsburgh.

I’m not a basketball fan, so I come from a place of ignorance on this. But what rule exists that makes intentionally contacting a defensive player and then shooting a foul?

The other end of the “smoke switch” is connected to a penis pump, and then on to a small prostate massager protruding from the driver’s seat. Once both are activated in tandem a sign on the dash flashes “I’m a real man now” with a little cross-walk signal style animation of a man wearing an NRA t-Shirt punching his…

Is that presentation actually that uniquely bad? It looks like every single marketing related vendor pitch I’ve ever seen.

You sure are a whiny little fucker, aren’t you? Cult this, cult that. We get it. You’re superior because everyone who buys Apple products is in a cult. Good for you.

pat or pad?

I actually think hockey fans could. It’s the only American sports fan-group that hears the Canadian anthem with any regularity. I know it, I know a good number of hockey fans that know it. It’s a gorgeous anthem.

Why the fuck won’t you wear a helmet?!

I’m not much of a basketball fan. But...isn’t that most every NBA game? Well, that and coaches deciding to use the last 28 of their apparently 30 allotted timeouts.

I really, really enjoy when he looks down to make sure it’s a 6-speed before trying to throw it into 6th on the fly.

It’s clear as day it was unintentional, but some sports fans, predisposed to their tired, overused, unoriginal crutch of a narrative that Boston fans have a persecution complex, love to forget that every single fan base does the same exact thing in every scenario, so they can try to make themselves feel superior.