I’m beyond excited for the 2020 matchup of COD Anglo-Zanzibar War, and Battlefield 1982: The Falklands!

Chelsea Dagger is a garbage song. Chuck Ficago!

Really, really great article. What a wonderful read. Thanks for writing it!

...why on Earth does it make a difference how “smalltime” those clubs might be? As if they were bigger and more popular it would be okay? Why insult the teams as “shitty bush league ass backwater”? Does that even matter? If someone did it in the name of the New York Yankees, Arsenal FC, Ferrari Racing, the Montreal…

Still 400x better looking than the Jeep Renegade.

And what a good obedient follower you are.

Single manufacturer is different than single compound provided by said single manufacturer.

This is a very stupid take.

Counterpoint: if the GOP is more successful at it, then necessarily the Democrats are less adept than the GOP.

Given that she’s a Penguins fan, it’s unfortunate she won’t be able to read this article. There are at least 6 words she won’t understand.

Doing his bed Sidney Crosby impression! Goal-scorer, dick Slasher!

A slash because of the motion? I mean he’s not shoving his stick into the guy’s balls like a spear, but I’m not sure what else you call a sharp upward motion of the stick blade between his legs. Either way. Goddamit, Bradley.

Amen. You like to think he’s passed this shit. But of course, he isn’t.

Years from now I’ll get to tell my grandchildren about watching this, and seeing parking enforcement FINALLY approach the car!

Crosby will never not get away with everything.

As a Bruins fan living in Colorado, I generally don’t care about the already-usually-fairly-priced flights to Vegas we see from DEN-LAS. But now? Now I’ve got a reason to think about going to Vegas. I can see the Bruins twice a year!

...Goolies?

This is fine.

Now I have to live with the fact that I re-watched a Youtube video for the sole purpose of looking for a robot scrotum. Thanks for that. Thanks.

Except that it’s not. It never is. If only it were! According to RAINN, 70% of sexual abuse comes from someone the victim knows.

It would make sense that someone with the screen name of “radical idealist” rolls in with finger pointed ready to blame the victim. Only you know the solution! If only everyone else did!…