..a joint like Five Guys, where you have to wait three agonizing minutes while the dude...

As always, Puck Fittsburgh.

I’m not a basketball fan, so I come from a place of ignorance on this. But what rule exists that makes intentionally contacting a defensive player and then shooting a foul?

The other end of the “smoke switch” is connected to a penis pump, and then on to a small prostate massager protruding from the driver’s seat. Once both are activated in tandem a sign on the dash flashes “I’m a real man now” with a little cross-walk signal style animation of a man wearing an NRA t-Shirt punching his…

Is that presentation actually that uniquely bad? It looks like every single marketing related vendor pitch I’ve ever seen.

You sure are a whiny little fucker, aren’t you? Cult this, cult that. We get it. You’re superior because everyone who buys Apple products is in a cult. Good for you.

pat or pad?

I actually think hockey fans could. It’s the only American sports fan-group that hears the Canadian anthem with any regularity. I know it, I know a good number of hockey fans that know it. It’s a gorgeous anthem.

Why the fuck won’t you wear a helmet?!

I’m not much of a basketball fan. But...isn’t that most every NBA game? Well, that and coaches deciding to use the last 28 of their apparently 30 allotted timeouts.

I really, really enjoy when he looks down to make sure it’s a 6-speed before trying to throw it into 6th on the fly.

It’s clear as day it was unintentional, but some sports fans, predisposed to their tired, overused, unoriginal crutch of a narrative that Boston fans have a persecution complex, love to forget that every single fan base does the same exact thing in every scenario, so they can try to make themselves feel superior.

I’m beyond excited for the 2020 matchup of COD Anglo-Zanzibar War, and Battlefield 1982: The Falklands!

Chelsea Dagger is a garbage song. Chuck Ficago!

Really, really great article. What a wonderful read. Thanks for writing it!

...why on Earth does it make a difference how “smalltime” those clubs might be? As if they were bigger and more popular it would be okay? Why insult the teams as “shitty bush league ass backwater”? Does that even matter? If someone did it in the name of the New York Yankees, Arsenal FC, Ferrari Racing, the Montreal…

Still 400x better looking than the Jeep Renegade.

And what a good obedient follower you are.

Single manufacturer is different than single compound provided by said single manufacturer.

Counterpoint: if the GOP is more successful at it, then necessarily the Democrats are less adept than the GOP.