We’re like 5-6 years from this happening, I think. It’s going to take a special kind of Smart & Integrated television set, or something through an xBox or Playstation that can get software updates to allow for this sort of thing. But jesus christ, you’re right. That’s exactly where we are headed.

This is a bit off-topic, but I’m finally getting brave enough to ask: what does Eta mean in this context?

This is wonderful. A+.

#HotTaek: This is a very, very, very ugly car. I’d rather be seen driving a 2001 Ford Thunderbird convertible.

It’s like everyone thinks they can put together some sort of unconventional roster and be Herb Brooks. Also Torts is more useless than a bag of dicks without handles.

Oh. You’re one of those. Okay.

I’ll be a bit more blunt then.

So correct. Nobody knew! The Sauber and Haas and Williams cars all had a chance from the very outset. Man it was just totally chaos. Everyone had a shot today but by some completely unexpected miracle the Mercedes pulled it out.

You’re that guy who shows up to parties and ignores the context of the discussion you walked into to make points that are irrelevant to said discussion in order to make yourself sound smart, aren’t you?

I mean, I’m on the couch watching Netflix thinking the same thing, probably drinking bourbon too. So I’m inherently hypocritical for pointing out problems and doing nothing to solve them. I think, though, that it is fair to put some of this on the US. We support war effort rather than peace solutions. We encourage…

Great point. It’s definitely as simple as that, requires no additional context, and isn’t complicated at all.

Yes, yes. All of them do. Your logic is infallible.

Because we don’t want to deal with the mess we encourage by supporting Middle East conflict?

This livestream is amazing/tragic. They’re parading two children in front of a mic/webcam who have no experience doing what they’re doing. It’s like they’ve been given the single instruction of “make as many wild assumptions as you possibly can” while this happens. It’s incredible.

I don’t think it’s strange to think that. I think you’re doing some pattern recognition. If Brady took hits like these there would be flags all day. But because of the size and mobility (and let’s be honest, quite possibly skin color) of Newton, he’s treated differently.

I went from reading this, directly to reading an article about how Wells Fargo just fired over 5,000 (FIVE THOUSAND!) people for creating fake accounts in the names of their customers. Middle management is great for productivity, folks!

Look I’m embarrassed to ask this. But how are we pronouncing “polygonal”? Is it exactly how I would think? Or is there a cooler way than “polly-GONE-uhl”?

Someone’s salty!

And in the end, Lena Dunham makes this about her, rather than understanding the impact of what she said. I’m 33, so I speak from experience when I say that this is truly, wholly, the millenial version of the non apology apology. I do it all the time. Don’t just acknowledge what you said/did and its impacts, make sure…