I hope every man, woman and child I see in Broncos championship gear when I’m out hiking (they legally require you to do that here, I’m pretty sure) falls off the nearest cliff.

Not only has the game not really changed in a decade, I feel like it’s gotten significantly harder to achieve the same level of “meh”. Obviously a game has to get harder to add a curve over time for even the most dominant gamers, but the level of complication, and difficulty required to just throw a pass has…

Too busy being both cool and smart to understand false equivalence?

Be careful of Philadelphia, people!

Okay yes but WHEN will it premiere? What TIME? What DAY? Will it be a release each week? Will all episodes drop at once?

NONE of what they may do and where they may go should generate much excitement without an actual commitment to when it will be delivered.

But again, you have to do your best to compartmentalize how you feel about your loved ones with how you feel about their politics.

One of the very few times it pays to be short! At 5'6" I’ve never not had enough legroom on an aircraft.

I bet Ryan will would be really impressed with himself when if he could reads this.

...leading to another 16 years spent twirling in the minor convection currents that spin off the main boiling mass of NFL parity.

Andrew Luck playing for the Colts is the equivalent of having a Formula One engine in a rusted out, beat-to-shit 1992 Honda Civic hatchback.

That's just it. It's not that he lied, it's what he did that's so bad that he needed to fabricate a robbery in order to have an alibi.

I bet he lost his wallet, got afraid his mom would yell at him, and then lied and told her he got robbed.

Oh. Killer. I get it now.

Incorrect!

Best native sandwich city in America? Is this because of Po’ Boys? I mean they’re tasty and all but, what the actual fuck?

Smith, who will graduate this week...

It’s as technically incorrect as saying you drove an FIA around Monza, and I think that’s why it bothers me. It’s just kind of lazy - it’s an intentional disregard for what the acronym stands for just because it already says “car” in it, and that’s that.

Now, the comparison to F1 isn’t completely apt because NASCAR…

My twitter bio notes I am an “unreasonable pedant” for a reason!

Haha thank you :-)