As a Denver resident who doesn’t really love baseball but roots for the Sox and the Rox, I’m making a looooot of popcorn for the next few days to sit back and watch things unfold.

A humble request, Drew: Can you do this series but for hockey? Don’t even research anything, just make some shit up, throw a few anecdotes together (fictional? Who cares!) about star players, make fun of the city they’re from, find an embarrassing highlight, and solicit reader feedback.

The hipsters have both beards AND yuppies??

These are some of my favorite things. I think Magary needs to run a separate mailbag that is comprised entirely of such responses.

I’m a Patriots fan. I catch nothing but shit. Constantly. It’s still funny. I love his Pats-hating column every year.

Oh my god the ref! The ref gets me every time! It’s the gif that keeps on giving.

I’m excited about this kid.

...mind bottling?

No, it wasn’t.

And that’s definitely her fault, not a result of an over-commercialized sex-sells culture and context around her. Good call, show her your ire instead of working to come up with any constructive about the system she’s in. Wouldn’t want to appear book-smart or anything.

You’re*

Can someone give me a legitimate explanation as to how watching two geniuses physically destroy each other is exciting? I will never, ever understand the appeal of MMA.

“The last episode of the show under its old, most famous guise airs June 28th.”

Dear lord I hate the Renegade. It’s the ugliest mass-produced car I’ve seen since the 02-05 Ford Thunderbird.

Not only is it hideous, it’s so hideous that I freely question the rest of jalop now. But then again, there are enough people out there who love the Veyron that you just have to remind yourself that there’s no accounting for taste.

I fucking hate golfers like you.

The third base coach watched it happen & applauded. What the actual fuck?

Yeah, you are totally correct here. However I wonder how much culpability belongs to the spectator for placing themselves directly in harms way.

Is it also arrogance and entitlement demonstrated by a player if a spectator runs on a rugby or soccer pitch and gets demolished? I’m asking legitimately, and somewhat hypothetically. I’m trying to tease out my own thoughts on this.

Yeah, he probably should not have have run a spectator off the road. But sometimes you just have to let natural selection take care of stupidity. I know, it’s not “natural” if there’s an intentional action against an actor that kills them, but that’s about as close to karma as we’re going to get.

I know that guy’s 40% power is like my 217.91% power, but that looks like an awfully delicate kick.