If the list of people to which a completely meaningless award was given is filled with impressive members, it does not instill any meaning in that award. As you said, the Espys are a joke. Ergo, the awards they bestow are meaningless. So it's at that point as self-fellating to debate some deserving the award ore than…

I’ll be honest. Not only did I not forget about these, I don’t find any of them remotely awesome. I’m a horrible person :-(

I have a CRAZY idea. Why don’t we all shut the fuck up and let the family deal with this? Nothing is made better by our discussion.

I think you bring up an interesting point with baseball field uniformity — shouldn’t it stand to reason that simply because parks aren’t uniform that roughly half (I’m just making a wild guess here, it could be more or less) of all baseball stats simply don’t matter at all?

It’s not just you. I feel like everyone should know that the three types of videos you NEVER add a soundtrack to are aircraft (this includes the shuttle & anything else spacebound), automotive (primarily motorsports - you can add some EDM to that sweet video of you trying to drift your corolla around that culdesac in…

Did the Wells report mention the fact that the only ball underinflated by 2lbs was the one the Colts gave to officials? Did it also mention that most of the balls were barely underinflated at all, and a few were ~1lb down? This is such a nonstarter that people won’t let go of.

The Colts pumped in fake crowd noise. The Seahawks lead the league in PED use. The Jets taped the Patriots walkthrough. The Dolphins tampered to get Don Shula. The Broncos violated salary cap rules to keep Elway & Davis and players covered themselves in vaseline before playoff games. The list goes on, and on, and on.…

I mean...you’re joking right? It’s impossible you can be serious. Comparing this to the Saints organizationally instituting a system to reward players for intentionally injuring their competitors is nothing like “it’s more probable than not” that someone deflated footballs. Rubbish.

There’s no accounting for taste!

This doesn’t get called in probably 90% of situations. The location of where he hits him doesn’t really matter, since it doesn’t appear there’s contact to the head. Hitting him in the numbers probably would’ve made this impact MORE violent. Refs generally won’t call this unless there’s more separation between the…

That’s actually entirely superfluous. Boyle doesn’t put himself in a dangerous position here. It’s also not a bad hit. This hit goes uncalled in 90% of situations.

It lets you assume a lot. Which is great for people who prefer shorthand categorization over actual knowledge.

I’m quite disappointed there isn’t a video of a car running over a watermelon.

Oh my god the same — and for some reason I was ALWAYS terrible at Kayalami.

Good. F*ck the Red Wings.

Sure. But the kind of watch you purchase doesn’t give you any insight into the personality of the person. Style, maybe. But a TV show can tell you a lot about how smart a person is, how curious they are, what they find interesting, what they find funny, etc.

My god I love GPL. I spent many, many years it an uncomfortable chair with a Wheel clipped to my desk trying to find a tenth of a second at places like Zandvoort and Rouen.

Immediate first thought was depression & anxiety. I would bet almost anything that those rumors are right. I also think you would probably agree that we could have all correctly assumed all along that the NFL has no appetite to make any differentiation between mental health and mental toughness, mostly because in the…

It’s a watch. That’s all it is.

I’d fuck someone who owned an Apple Watch over someone who can’t name the last 5 books they read or list Big Bang Theory or How I Met Your Mother among their favorite television shows. Those are significantly worse offenses than owning an Apple Watch.