If you happen to choke on the meal, El Camino Real will offer you a settlement to drop charges against them.
What do you suppose The Takeout should be discussing? This isn’t Splinter, for fuck’s sake.
Stop it. Just stop it right now. Stop being “that guy.”
No, the problem with raw milk is that there a disturbingly small distance between anus and udder.
Organic, grass-fed, free-range cow shit is no less pathogenic than conventional stuff.
“This whole damn thing feels like a gigantic missed steak”
I don’t think I have anything that could count as a disaster, but lemme tell ya, “Welcome to the Black Parade” is not nearly as fun a Karaoke song as I thought it would be. I always forget how long that opening goes on for.
I’ll never forget my first exposure to it. It was on a frigid January night. Me and about 5 friends stumbled upon it when we decided to try a new bar. My IMMEDIATE reaction was “Let’s go”. But of course my friends were delighted by the chance to sing songs out loud but replace key words with “dick”. After maybe 2…
How bout this?
There was this bottle of Blair’s 3 a.m. Reserve at a friends house where we would gather after work. We’d always mess around with it, daring each other to eat some, or trying to sabotage somebody’s food/drink when they left the room.
I found out just touching the bottle and getting a bit of residue on my hand could…
With their long warranties, they will depreciate far less than that.
We had a lot of bonfires when I was a kid. And we had this dumb friend.
That’s more of an Albany thing.
No, but I hear there are lots of Steamed Ham Houses opening up.
Yes. One uses Wendy’s ingredients and the other uses Burger King’s.
Also obligatory:
You one post ago: People buy me free drinks because I’m so good at trivia