Two-hundred billable hours later, they’ve decided on: “Instagram.”

Geez, and they call this “America.” Even Indonesia lets their kids smoke.

Get a load of Hyacinth Bucket over here.

There is no indication that she did something as unusual as just walking out before the bill came. He is being ridiculous. If he had wanted her to pay for half, he should have said something at the time. You actually can’t go on a date and charge someone for it after the fact if the person doesn’t text you back. That…

Thank god for the subtitles. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have know what he was saying.

Of course he won’t. He’ll buy one when it’s 10 years old and finally in his price range, but then he’ll complain about how German cars are unreliable and buy only Lexus next time and always talk shit about German cars.

“Audi needs to cut the crap and bring this thing stateside. It doesn’t have an excuse anymore. Not with how many luxury wagons are currently for sale in the U.S. all of a sudden.”

Just for some context, This is how many Audi Allroads sell in the US each year. And it’s cheaper, Outback-ified like you suggested for the American Consumer, and comes with a good engine. The E350 would sell in the hundreds I think, couldn’t find the numbers.

Good to know, but I can’t see myself buying ketchup via mail order.

What I’ll probably get instead is sent back to the greys.

Damn, still hitting that Tesla Koolaid hard.

What they really want is a monologue.

Your analogies are crap, sorry. This guy’s restaurant isn’t to McDonald’s what local gun laws are to fucking Syria.

That is a strategy for people who actually care enough to do the work and try to change something. This is the strategy for people who want to spend an afternoon getting attention and then pat themselves on the back about it for the rest of their lives.

Shouldn’t you be tweeting about world affairs instead commenting on the Takeout, Mr. President?

Wrong.

Well, no, but when you’re branching into a whole new kind of cooking it’s the usual “do I really want to buy a whole container of saffron/anise/etc to try this recipe?” deal. I have a pretty well stocked spice rack but I’ve certainly seen recipes for curries that would require a half dozen spices I don’t currently…

Black licorice and buttered popcorn as the top two flavors? Was this poll only given at senior living facilities?