anyone who dreads chickpeas must have only ever had canned. 

By now, most of you are aware of the major benefits of living where you work: commute’s great, pants are optional, your supervisor is a cat.

ah americans sometimes i weep for you sometimes i laugh

subsequently, sales of Steak-Umms have fallen off of a cliff as Trump’s devotees (who constituted 90% of their market) have sworn them off for daring to challenge Dear Leader.

Karen wants to speak to your manager, right away PLEASE. Becky is hiding and whispering to herself “maybe I should call the police.”

Gross Vehicle Weight Rating (GVWR) is the maximum weight of the vehicle including passengers and all cargo/payload. The weight of the vehicle itself (in running order) is the curb weight.

those are for lobster rolls.

ooh- I remembered my Wienermobile sighting. I had to dig through some folders of pics since it turns out it was back in 2011 and that was like 6 phones ago. on Van Dyke in Warren, MI.

I go more for Koegel’s viennas, but that’s pretty much just a Michigan thing. 

Forgotten Harvest in metro Detroit. They pick up surplus food items which are still good from stores and restaurants and get it to emergency food suppliers (“soup kitchens” and the like.)

Jedi:  Twizzlers without the twist cannot be one with the Force. 

I had a box of Kraft mac & cheese in the cupboard which was... uh, in the vicinity of it’s “use by” date. since I hadn’t eaten that stuff since I was a kid, I made it last night.

meanwhile the chickens are all like

your version of the Six Dollar Man?

There were no freezers in Freetown—all the ice was cut from the river in the wintertime and stored in the icehouse, another community project—and the only form of refrigeration was a wooden box submerged in a nearby stream. Everything else had to be carefully preserved and stored. Food was closely tied to the seasons:…

What bothers me most about headline-grabbing food science is how the writers expand upon a narrowly-studied premise into the vast extremes well beyond what the scientific application claimed. Basically, the problem with nutrition science is we want a free pass to eat and drink more of the stuff we shouldn’t, and…

waffle ALL THE THINGS!

It really got the concept of peer pressure and societal structure of a HS, and the ending is just so down and perfect.

as someone of mostly Eastern European descent, anyone who doesn’t like cabbage automatically gets the maloik.