It’s an app for making and publishing short videos.  If it’s like previous ones it’s little more than kids who are wannabe “influencers” doing stupid shit. 

obviously Sunny paid attention in class.

I’ve been trapped inside my house with my adolescent sons for 20 days now, and things are starting to get... strange.

I was going to say, is there anything they’ve done which hasn’t been grotesque?

do they still have the “random crap” section on the floor?  You know, “huh, we received a pallet of air compressors this morning, so just chuck ‘em over by the freezers.”

IMO they’re movies for obese middle age nobodies who wish their teenage years were like that.

There’s a saying about the person who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Why are filmmakers so obsessed with teenagers? Do people cling to those years because that’s the last time in their lives they felt important or something?

Oh no! What will douchebags do now?

Good for you. So fucking what?

now I’m going to have a dream about being part of the Algonquin Round Table with Teddy Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, and Art Buchwald. Just a neverending stream of bon mots.

Several pedantic editor types have been appearing on my Twitter feed lately to remind me that this period is not a quarantine, not technically

grazie. 

you know, stuff like Logan/Jake Paul could be solved pretty easily.  next time they pull one of their pranks/”social experiments” on someone, that someone should pound his skull into the pavement while they’re still filming. 

nothin’ wrong with cats

couldn’t she make the argument that she owns her likeness and therefore contest his copyright over the photo?

You know how- as we get older- we all reach a point where we realize the world has left us behind? That “I used to be ‘with it,’ but then they changed what ‘it’ was” point? This:

just don’t store your cakes in the wrong closet, or you’ll have one mell of a hess on your hands...