jimz
jimz
jimz

All this time it was a coup d’etat and you pulled it off right under our noses.

Today I got a message from a former contractor with their San Fransisco franchise locations that they’re notorious for being terrible on the west coast as well.

(during which my latent Catholic genes become hypersensitive to all acts of hubris, malarkey, and blatantly unnecessary pompousness)

Guy goes to the doctor, says “Doc, ya gotta help me! These hemorrhoids are killing me!” The doctor says “here’s a prescription for suppositories; use one a day, and come back in a week.” Guy comes back a week later and says “Doc, they didn’t do nothin’!” Doctor asks “are you sure you took them correctly?” Guy says “Of

PAIGE NO!

Just leave the potato.

I get car ads.  Maybe there’s some other sites you’ve been to you don’t want us to know about? ;)

Possibly by force.

from the first fucking paragraph of the article:

thank god it’s not next month, else it would interfere with my Arbor Day preparations.

you sound like that asshole I had to listen to years ago when I was a wrench, telling me how I “must not want to make any money” because I wouldn’t stop working on a $600 head gasket job to change his spark plugs for $50. 

though if your son decides he wants to drench himself in Axe, you need to shut that shit down with haste.

I don’t understand why parents don’t just leave their sulking shithead brats home instead of bringing them along to make everyone else miserable.

mmm, wired Ethernet is differential and isolated, all of the wires are signaling wires with no ground reference. it’s not the same as running a coax cable.

(incidentally, Flowers By Irene is what I named my WiFi network)

were you able to identify that someone and tear a strip out of him/her?

turkey in the straw

ah, I remember when the Good Humor folks were driving around in trucks like these: