We are a nation of gullible fucking idiots.

Thanks for the reminder about Benny Hinn.

This horseshit and the myth of the Profit Motive being “morally right” are perhaps the two biggest lies perpetrated against American Christians. They form the basis for countless other contradictions.

I suggest that we start placing the bodies of murdered women and children on the literal doorsteps of the lawmakers responsible. Completely serious.

I assume he is also going to reduce the biggest expenditure: the military.

How’s that principled rejection of the “lesser of two evils” working out for all you leftists who for whatever reason did not vote for Clinton?

This isn’t the fault of anyone who voted for Trump—this is what they voted for. For the record, ecstatic tea baggers are having collective orgasms in their circle jerks on…

Families in poverty and single-parent families making up to 200k will see either minimal ($120) tax cuts or possibly tax INCREASES under Trump’s proposed tax plan.

... but both parties are equally bad and corrupt. Right?

And when Jimmy couldn’t pull himself up by his bootstraps-because his father taught his mother a lesson very hard with his fists while she was pregnant and that left Jimmy paralyzed- we just hid him in the closet so he’d know how shameful it was that the family had him.

are you a sports fan? The Running Man and the Hunger Games are both very exciting.

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting would be privatized, while the National Endowment for the Arts and National Endowment for the Humanities would be eliminated entirely

I’m glad they are finally defunding Sesame Street. Kids today are too used to being given everything. In my day, if we wanted to watch puppets count to ten, we had to go and farm our own sheep, shear them ourselves, make wool, knit socks with needles we had whittled from trees we grew ourselves, stick our hands in the…

I hate them for filling my heart with so much hate.

Supply-side Jesus sayeth: Yea, verily, suffer the 99% who cometh unto me.

Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos. 

Judge not, lest ye be defunded?

And these are the people who claim to be Christians.

I also have this problem. However, I super love the Iraqi solution: throwing a shoe at or hitting the elected idiot with a shoe. It just feels right.