But then who will I sell all this fear to?

Rams football a resounding fart noise since 2005.

Does MLS have similar rules for celebrating? Because I see soccer players doing all sorts of celebrations.

I love me some Tomsula life hacks.

Hell I'll watch MLS over the NFL these days.

11. Unabashed thievery of taxpayer dollars to fund stadiums.

The only thing stupider than drafting Jared Goff would be buying his jersey. Those fans might as well just take those Goff jerseys straight from the store and drop them at a local Goodwill.

This is actually a really impressive feat by the Rams. It is really hard to look more foolish than Dan Snyder.

I thought they were trying to spell #Hitler

This is just proof I need to be removed from the greys here.

John Travolta and Nicholas Cage would disagree that this is the world’s first face transplant recipient.

This information is great and all, but what we really want to know is whether or not he stands for the national anthem?!

Sounds like my uncle! Only my uncle was also a top notch wrestler...

Just a few more dank memes and Jim Crow will be law again.

Larry O'Brien Trophies out for Harambe!

With all that scrappiness it's hard to imagine only a third place finish.

Instead of $750 million Las Vegas should just throw out a ringer with some dirty undies.

A tale as old as time fare thee well Wing stop...

I can't be the only one who would have rather seen a creepy ass-trophy.

U librul cucks r all racist like HUSSEIN Obama! Donny Trump will send u back to mexico with ur Syrian lovers.
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