All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

I remember this 49ers logo was very short lived as well. I wonder if this or the Dodger-Lightning lovechild lasted longer?

Hey! I’m not workshy. Or at least, not when I masturbate.

In this market, you have to move fast to capitalize on potential gains within cultural subsets. If you aren’t doing community-based targeting strategies, you’re losing out on potential gains in market share. I am dead inside, there is only market share.

So good. +1 paradigm shift

What I like about this post is that you’re successfully re-establishing your brand as one of the best Deadspin commenters to a whole new demographic of workshy masturbators.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

Let’s look on the bright side. At least it wasn’t racist.

Great headline for a logo with attitude.

Apologies for sending like I am trying to pat myself on the back, but I agree 100% with you. I vote my progressive values, even though it costs me and the wife a lot of money. I am sick and tired of hearing that the Democrats fail because they are dominated by coastal elites. Well guess what motherfuckers, we coastal…

I’m a fed in a science-based agency and both of my parents voted for trump. They seriously voted for their own daughter to be fired... something that would directly cause harm to them... rather than vote democrat.

I feel like the past 10 years I’ve been trying to convince someone who put 1 bullet in his revolver that pointing it at his head and pulling the trigger is a horrible idea

You joke, but this is absolutely correct. “Elitism” to conservatives has always been more about cultural considerations than economic ones.

“We just witnessed a man who ran on a platform of abolishing taxes (on corporations and the rich, mostly) and transfers (like our national health care program) winning large swaths of lower-income middle America in convincing fashion, selling the underlying idea that the government only takes from you, the average…

No. You go through with the dance. You do it with gusto. Then you give the toast. You roast the groom. You then proceed to drink it all. Everything. I mean, every last thing. You do rails and bales. You smoke up out on the patio. Then you grovelfuck a catering server in the men’s bathroom with the stall door open,…

Are we talking Joe Flacco elite or Aaron Rodgers elite?

I think you misunderstood Trump. An “elite” is anyone who reads fucking nerd-ass books and talks about things in regards to nuance. If you’re a billionaire, who thinks the key to defeating ISIS is whipping out your schlonger and dipping bullets in pig’s blood, you’re not an “elite” your a common man American fucking…

*bursts into room, gasping for breath* Students... students of the game! *collapses* Stick-to-it-iveness... *dying breath* They play the... right way...

I eagerly anticipate a story akin to “Cool Runnings,” but with basketball and Ireland.