You had me at rectal. The story of my first romance.

Goose Gossage approves of this plane stomping.

It's all fun and games dressing your kid up as a little Steven Adams until a kid dressed a little Draymond Green comes up.

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So how does one join this "flaccid cock brigade"? Asking for a friend...

I second this.

4 of 4 stars, would steal again.

The scissortail, now that is a quality bird.

Those brave emus #neverforget

Correct me if I'm wrong, but shit-cunt seems like something you should see your doctor about.

Dick Kinja would be a good kinja name

I think it's called a dickmata in this case.

I prefer the timeless old fashioned method of courtship. I go to the mall and have tasteful glamor shots done of my dick. I then get them printed on a solid card stock with a nice high gloss. I then mail them to the lovely ladies who I am courting.

I like this idea. My wife is in for a surprise tonight.

Quarterly I just pick a random person from my contacts and send them a dick pick, regardless of gender. This keeps everyone on their toes.

When I first read this I thought all the names Deadspin wrote were jokes. Then I went to the website...

Shower poof is the one true scrubbing answer! Washcloth is a false prophet! Do not be decieved by the washcloth.

This is the truth! I brought a rug back from Afghanistan. AFGHANISTAN! And my damn cat pukes right in the middle of it. I put my life on the line to get that rug YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK!

This picture is making me so damn hungry.

Agreed white bread and rolls are NOT in the same league as good biscuits.