I can't wait for the new Swamp Alien Pawn Truckers show on the History Channel.

It's a real roll of the dice I say. But, they might just hit the jackpot.

I'm glad someone brought up the "History" channel. That place is such a wreck now.

The only person who has to worry about peaking early is Dennis Reynolds.

"Something, something, something, MLS sucks" -Billy Haisley

I went to a military academy so all college is foreign to me. But, I’m glad I’m not the only one who is confused. I don’t know how to feel about safe spaces because I'm not sure what they are exactly. I am genuinely curious what are they? Like is it a literal physical location? Or just a conceptual idea?

The hit would have been way better in the PREMIER LEAGUE. -Billy Haisley

That dog gives zero fucks and is my new hero.

I’m in the military and I love scrolling by the ones that say “keep scrolling if you don’t support the troops”. I always giggle a bit to myself. It’s as if they think that before soldiers go on patrol they check facebook to see if a pic got enough likes. Like “What! Not enough likes on this terrible meme! Well guess…

5 minute masturbation session? Must of been a penalty for fighting.

If you think that's gross you should see what they did with their gerbil Lemmiwinks.

Did Bobby Savoy grow up to become Bartolo Colon?

How is everyone nailing the John Medeski reference? The venn diagram of jazz trio fans and Gawker commenters is nearly a circle.

Touche

This is probably a sign of climate change. Years from now scientists will look at the great take cooling and see it as the harbinger of Earth's end it truly was.

Major League Baseball should move them far away to help them, like Oklahoma City or Tulsa.

That's cool and all but the real question is which unwritten rule this violated. We must all consult the oracle of Gossage.

Watch your face guy

And lo they formed the ancient fighting circle as many announced the famous war cry "come at me bro!". Verily they did come at him and a plethora of errant punches was soon bandied about wildly. Many a tear was shed for the boat shoes and pastel shirts dirtied on that famed field of martial struggle.

I think it's because he ran out of suits.