The takepocalypse is nigh upon us.

They should've asked to parlay.

"Way to put the spheroid in the ring talented basketball human"-Ted Cruz

Sometimes the urge to riot gets ya and you just gotta find something to cover your face.

This story is like a time machine that takes you back to 2008.

Truth! Live on in perpetuity Spirits of St. Louis.

You can't build a basketball team of scrappy white guys. Which is why St. Louis will never have an NBA team.

Whatever is nearest to the kitchen because in the words of Frank Reynolds you don't want to "bang on an empty stomach"

It's ok simpletons George Will shall think for you

If you beat it into a dish towel make sure you aren't sitting.