Oh no, the pizzeria’s notoriety will last much longer than that.

Sure! I only ask a nominal $800 since it’s from the future...

Even has a shout-out to a Gizmodo Review...

The 60/100 score is extremely generous.

As a user interface engineer, I was psyched to check out a new input device. As a user, I couldn’t find a single non-trivial reason to use it over another, more refined input device. Some day this will be amazing tech. At the moment, it’s a frustrating joke.

Hands down...

..strictly for enhancing your experience.

Apparently the base hit left him giddy.

What about our right to forget about France?

The urea injection chamber in my pants is about the same size.

That’s not speculative news... it’s Fox News.

Since it runs on batteries that lose capacity over time, it’s actually not flawed.

“I’m sorry, I’m not sure how to help you with intestinal cancer.”

It will be typical Apple, you will pull out of the dealership, ready to go pick up your friends for a celebratory drive, then you will look in your rearview...

... and then in 2020, Apple Cars will get the software update they should have had when they launched.

I guarantee the real dog will find the hidden jihadi quicker than Robodog.

K9 was an excellent adversary for the Daleks because they both roamed the universe on casters.

Here you go.

“I’m thinking about showing her my O face”.”

Apps is short for applications, those things you run on your PC. The term is platform agnostic.