Nice.

so that’s a few thousand

I’ll just leave this here.

I know this isn’t very politically correct, but that sounds kinda gay.

Yup, you nailed it. They didn’t come to that decision in iMessage.

It’s called acceleration. Perhaps your car doesn’t have it?

Maintenance is a snap on this model!

Heathen!

...

It’s clearly to make them the top of the stack, not hidden away under other devices. Dealbreaker.

Room for more batteries!

Yes, the animals will all run until they can no longer hear it. ;)

‘bioweapon defense mode’

Also highly recommended.

Hair will clog the filters, but dander will fill all the gaps.

Dander

It’s simple... just fill the Verrazano Narrows and the East River with concrete 4 meters tall.

... like wandering into other lanes and rear-ending people will looking at their phone?

Bluetooth audio is for heathens and deaf people.

Maybe the pizza’s good?