yeah. But this car has insane miles, a transmission nobody wants, the wrong color, a completely unknown service history which means it needs a major service and it's a 2000 which means it's probably on the book for an expensive cam variator upgrade. The differences are massive. Btw my carmax offer was $64k.

Haha. I probably should've said no Volkswagens. Though if I was going to, this would be near the top of the list.

I went to San Diego zoo recently & was being eye fucked by the dominant male. There were 80 people checking out the exhibit & this dude is just chillin in the back. gansta leanin against his fake cave opening. That fucker tracked me as I walked from one end of the paddock to the other. Did he move a muscle? Turn…

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Congratulations on selling the Ferrari! Thank you for not letting me personally know it was for sale because I probably would have bought it, and I need another car like I need another hole in the head.

My personal favorite, however, was a buyer in Maryland who told me he was "very interested" in my car. We spoke on the phone for several minutes, and he was asking all the right questions – but then he dropped the bomb: his brother purchased a 2002 360 Modena earlier this year, and he didn't want to pay a penny more…

Rod, is that you?

And oversized silver clip on microphones.

Wow. Next to your Miata! And I was thinking it would be wonderful parked next to my Royal Blue '67 MGB and '07 Fiji Blue Pearl Civic Si. ...I'm an old guy and this is the one American car I will own...

"Now, let's talk styling. No, the 996 isn't the most attractive car in the world. But when you go home tonight, take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself: Am I the most attractive human in the world? Of course you aren't. You're probably mediocre. You're probably in the bottom 50 percent, overall. In fact, and I…