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You have strange tastes, this is a better Aston than recent Astons.
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The Tokyo Motor Show kicks off this week and all eyes are on Mazda, anticipating the sports car concept they’ve been…
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If there were ever a World Championship for Things People Think Used to Be Better, Acura would finish in second…
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I was recently invited to the home of a guy who owns two Subaru BRATs. This is like getting invited to dinner with…
After considerable thought, I have decided to devote today’s column to the second-most annoying issue that affects…
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This is an interesting point which I’ve been thinking about all weekend. If you’re an employee of Volkswagen corporate, what do you do now? Start looking for a new job?
Now that September is in full force, we can take a moment to reminisce on August, which is yet another month when…
I get asked from time to time about the so-called Montana License Plate Scam: Can you safely register your vehicle…
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I recently took my Hummer to CarMax for an appraisal, which was carried out by several helpful, perky CarMax…
it’s like a special version of trunk monkey but with a man in a suit!
Do any of them have this special feature?