jimmythemonkey
MazdaMonkey
jimmythemonkey

Hey, those CUVs sell pretty well and pay the bills. We need that to be successful so they can keep making the stuff we care about.

...How could a story this insane not involve Florida in some capaci-

Flat plane crank. 5.2 liters. At least 500 horsepower and 400 pound feet of torque. Six speed manual transmission. Magnetic ride. Independent suspension. Huge brakes. Whoever said we're in the dark ages of cars needs to eat all of their words.

I wonder if the dealers will start charging overnight parking fees to people with NJ plates who look like they might be seeing a Broadway show.

"Are you... wait a minute... designer handbag... expensive dress... suit and tie... you're going to see Book of Mormon, aren't you??? Son of a..."

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

You got them to fit on the new 9.5" wheel?

Yup. Alternatively, just say: "Lexus dealer is down the street."

blah blah blah specs vents yeah whatever

SOOO MANY CREASES. It looks like an origami project. Overall, I like it very much, but the hood and trunk lid (spoiler alert) are just totally overwrought.