They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

It’s called Vitamin Z, and he is made entirely of it.

Rich, man, the good news is that baseball is probably incapable of coming up with another way to hurt you this badly.

A DOZEN? Well, as another famous Mr. Freeze once said:

Gotta play defense to get dunked on, man.

How many more times would you have made this comment if you had spent the first ten years of your career commenting on subpar websites?

Yeah I mean that is for sure not how most websites make money!

That is, uh, not how websites make money

Sure... “a friend”

This is the Jetsiest thing I have ever done

You seem pretty high too.

Yes.

How often does a Charger get into the HoF? The whole damn team should be able to go. One less day of practice isn’t going to ruin the season. Unreal.

Blah blah blah. Whatever.

Looking like a damn unopened Pokémon ball.

This ranks very, very low on the scale of bad decisions made nearly every weekend at Rick’s in East Lansing.

The only thing left is that he just wants to be considered the best player on his team, which makes it odd when his short list of 4 contains one team with a player (Porzingis) that should be better than him shortly, one team with two players (Butler and KAT) who are widely considered better than him right now, and one…