It’s clearly Labia Smelling Event ... must I do all the work?

Oh man, you’re about to hear from a bunch of people who totally have black friends.

Nobody is beating Dr. Narwahls Mating.

Hey.......

When duke loses, we are all winners

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

For now, it’s fun to think of his goal-minded “iron sharpening iron” antagonism of Russell Westbrook turning over fully to competitive hostility.

It’s Valley Forge. She used the E and the L twice.

The J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

“Up next we have Mikey from Jamaica Plain and he thinks everyone hates Tom Brady because they’re actually gay. Go ahead Mikey.”

I bet that smarmy fifteen year old is already a well-known caller on Boston sports radio.

he had to leave San Francisco because, he told reporters, “me libel vegan.”

We were all born again after that dunk.

Miss Lonelyhearts told that guy who likes butts to see a psychiatrist!

Saying that Winnipeg is more fun and entertaining than Grand Forks, North Dakota, isn’t exactly the highest bar to clear.

Offensive Linemen are Fat: News at 11

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Yeah, who are we to judge the actions of a staunch supporter of racial segregation?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

After a verbal survey, it seems many call it soccer baseball here which has made me angrier