My favorite part about this whole meltdown is, if all the dominoes seem to fall where they seem to be falling, that JR Smith could be the focal point of this franchise in less than one calendar year.

Probably Holland, 1945, which explains why I’ve never been good at sports.

Photo is from 2014 and features QB Drew Willy, who is no longer with the Blue Bombers, but we don’t exactly have an abundance of CFL photos in our subscriptions.

History is going to make Wayne Gretzky look pretty bad for the temerity of choosing to wear #99 before Aaron Judge was even born.

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

They brought back Wagner and it’s 90 minutes of audio of them giving him wedgies.

Might wanna check the last few lines of the post, buddy. (Admittedly, I failed to include any made-up dialogue between Bell and his pitcher. Very sorry if you felt put out by having to imagine that yourself.)

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

How many of you can hit 61 on the gun today?

He’s going to Miami, bank on it. The man is a GLORY BOY who will follow the glitz and glamour to South Beach.

He Hate Me.

They literally have beach police who will come around who will stop you if your hole gets to any decent size and they will fill in your hole.

Okay Danny, time for a little story about the birds and the bees...

If Tagg is unable to pull it off by himself, he can form Romney Son Voltron with Bort, Cleb, Phlerk, and Mittens, Jr.

Won’t happen. In fact I’m expecting Bettman to award an expansion franchise to Albuquerque any day now.

Its twelve dimensional chess guys. Draft 4th. Pick Kristaps. Develop him for a couple years. Trade him for 3rd pick. Develop him. Repeat until you have the first pick during the year LeBron James Jr. declares

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

After carefully mulling this over, Roger suspends you for 8 games because, in your words: “we’re chalking this up as a coincidence.”