Betty’s Nancy Grace was so bad. “Nancy Grace” coulda shoulda read everyone, for one thing, and declared them all guilty. It was a natural.

#TeamSarah

I know.

“A lot of people lie about rape.”

Conversely, I haven’t changed my mind about Wendy Williams

In the mid 80s a college professor told me a (possibly apocryphal) story about a male student who wrote an essay arguing that women were inherently less rigorous writers- using George Eliot’s work as an example of the epitome of said rigorous male writing that no woman could match.

There was a dude from Florida on a Gawker thread who was like “I’m gonna write in a green party candidate if Hillary gets the nom” and I was like “PLEASE, as someone with a uterus, PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT.” It’s... so dumb.

This was basically a plot on Six Feet Under when Ruth (Francis Conroy) becomes friends with Bettina (Kathy Bates), and Bettina introduces her to the advantages of being completely invisible as middle aged white women. They went on quite the shoplifting spree.

Not shocked by this. We are well aware that this is what employees at MOST chain stores are told to do.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Quick reminder that most of the abortions performed after 20 weeks aren’t for women who changed their mind about having a child - it’s more often for women whose pregnancy is life-threatening or the fetus has severe abnormalities.

Harper Lee? Totally low energy. Complete loser. When was the last time she wrote a book? Have you seen the books I wrote. They have the best words in them. Not like her words. Did you hear that Atticus is racist? The blacks love me. Buy Trump Steaks.

This might actually make them happy, though. When Snyder was elected in Michigan one of the first things he did was slash the budget for film incentives, when it had been a pretty successful program, helping films like Gran Torino get made here. Last year he signed a bill to kill it entirely.

The older I get, the more convinced I am that there’s something fundamentally wrong with men who continue insisting that 18-year-old women are the most attractive women.

I think Canada inserted a proxy mandate for this subset of crimes. Dude wants to represent himself, fine, he can do that. But he MUST have a court officier handle the questioning of the accuser. He can do all the other stuff on his own, and he can confer with the court officer about what questions he wants posed but…

Every time a member at my church goes in for surgery or a medical treatment, the first thing we do is pray for the hands of the doctor, nurses and medical staff. Miracles are worked through their hands, denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

Countdown to his Grindr profile being discovered in 3, 2...

I had a sexual assault incident when I was a teenager. I was on vacation with my family in Florida. I walked on a beach at night eating a candy bar. I was 15 looking for a party I was invited to earlier that day while sitting on the beach. No one was on the beach except a man was sitting at the edge of the water. He…