My parents voted for Trump. I have cerebral palsy and the image of Trump mocking the disabled reporter is forever burned into my brain. I feel so...meaningless to my parents. They don’t care if someone makes fun of me or if I have healthcare. I’ve never felt so worthless in my life.

I’m not even angry at this moment. I’m just...tired.

I’m not. My life is fine without knowing a single detail about Donald Trump’s dick.

I am 64- This is my current Facebook status: I was the third person in my district to vote this morning. My hand shook and my heart pounded when I filled in the oval for the Clinton Kaine electors. My vote is for me, and it’s for my country. But even more than that, my vote is for my four granddaughters, and for my…

With you. I have a cream shirt I’ve almost outgrown but I’m going to rock over my 26 week twins. there might be some belly gap but as a nasty woman that’s to be expected...

You have to go subtle. People will get it. I did my nails in D blue this morning, and when I was out running errands today, every woman I ran into at my various stops gave me a huge grin and quite a few struck up convos, which usually doesn’t happen around here. (None of the men I encountered seemed to notice. Every…

“Is there any place more fun to be than a Trump rally?”

Wendy Williams is a Sith.

I don’t care how petty it is, I am here for Chyna dragging Wendy Williams.

“deliver justice at the ballot box”

sure, fine, but alcoholism is also very real, and if someone drives drunk and crashes his car into 320 million people, I’m going to feel sorrier for the people he crashed into than the driver.

OH FUCK YOU ANTHONY WEINER. If he was just screwing himself over time and time again, I might, possibly still feel bad for him. But now that he might be fucking the entire world, he FINALLY decides to go to rehab. Fuck off you narcissistic shitbag.

But that’s okay. It’s their world. The rest of us are just lucky to be here among them.

SEE

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

Rev. Al Sharpton described him to the newspaper as “like a recurring nightmare,” adding, “It’s like one of those ‘Damien’ movies — it’s like every time you think he’s dead, he keeps coming again.”

I would like to reiterate that some people have stubborn bodies. I know women who run triathlons and eat very well and still have what society considers “fat” on their bodies. Just because eating well and working out worked for you doesn’t mean it’s actually that simple for all body types and metabolisms, and dumping…

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

I am just not ready yet. I’ll accept her win, but my heart still is with Katya.