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All that he said, all that he did.....still better than a woman in power. Fuck. Telling my daughter when she wakes up And goes to school is going to kill me.

I’m in tears. I’m 41 and voting with my 22 year old daughter. Everything I’ve done since her birth has been to assure that she has a better life, a brighter future. I was raised by my grandma and she was so angry. Her greatest dream was to marry an executive. She never wanted children but had 2 by 22 within 2

Former Goth...still wear all black...I have an all white outfit for today. Not sure if body will repel it and making sure to eat and drink before I put it on (white has about 60 second lifespan without spilling or spotting it). I know by the time I get home there will be at least ten spots but what the hell. Nasty

Not that it matters but I am a Michigander with the misfortune of waiting on this asshat. So unbelievably rude but not surprising. He essentially stole from my job and got all “Don’t you know who I am?” about it. Yes, I know who you are and I guess that explains your inability to read the 25 posted signs that say we

OMG...thank you for knowing about the Curse of Ham thing. I grew up in Detroit and despite the fact I came from a non-religious home, I was sent to a Southern Baptist school because I guess my family didn’t care much that I had nightmares of myself and everyone I love burning in eternal hell fire? I don’t know but

The small business I worked for was not under federal mandate and felt that offering six weeks unpaid leave was more than adequate. I was on bed rest and given the option of returning to week one week after a c-section as I was on bed rest for 4 or so weeks previously or returning as a new hire. The new hire meant a

Made Mr. Hamster watch while I binged “Frasier” episodes and perused an Amy Sedaris craft book. He doesn’t watch sports so it’s wierd to hear him swearing, enthusiastically agreeing, or doing some strange little dance in the living room. Love means never having to watch the Circus Peanuts Gone Wrong

Thank you!!! You made the day of a liberal feminist in red, Trump area. Are You Being Served plus pussygate...the best.

I really liked it enough to have in my Netflix list to play as my fave background movie until they took it away. It’s initial draw was topic but honestly, it’s just a little encapsulation of both the time the narrative occurred and the time the film was made. It’s neat.

Nope. Gave up hot, looked great naked nookie because he arrived wearing neon orange Crocs. Nope.

Yep. A pair of Docs, non descript but definitely baggy, frayed, and holey jean, band t, and flannel. Not girly but comfy as fuck. Honestly, my daughter found my boxes of band shirts, flannels, and Docs and she ganked it all. It’s sooo weird seeing her (in her early 20's) looking just like me with the exception of

This! I find it hard to believe Clinton is most corrupt among other career politician. Unfortunately, I guess I’m too old to see how allowing a dangerous person ascend to the presidency because the system is...the system? It sucks, it should and ideally will be different but you think Trump is going to do that for

I think that by using the pronoun “she” without also including a bikini body and innate subordination kind of puts on you on the outs with a great many of these people anyways. She doesn’t know her place so she is damned before even starting. I believe there are political issues that Clinton brings with her but damn!

A friend gave me a copy 3-4 years ago and told me it would change my life. The only use I’ve found for it is as a tipsy time amusement. I get a bit tipsy and open to a random page and blindly pick a sentence. It then becomes my response or greeting to the next person who engages me in conversation. I’m lame but from

I was so happy to see Siriano make beautiful clothing for all women. I read an article about it and sucked to hear commentary from the fashion show attendees that degraded his choice of embracing varied body types. The comments were along the line of “too commercial” and “Nice clothing for fat girls.” His aesthetic is

Like clowns go to Clown college.🤓 One does not simply become a clown, you're a poser until you got the paper.

And for that, I thank you deeply. Ann Coultier is detestable and gross; the kitties were a beautiful ( and much needed) palate cleanser.

I'm in grad school right now and I realized that I learned better and was FAR less distracted when I left my laptop at home and stuck with pen and notebook. I'm 40 and you'd think I'd be able to focus despite tech but nope, am like a crow with sparkly.

I had a Bionic Woman lunchbox for first grade and honestly, it was the only reason I was excited to go to my first day of “real” school. Other than my Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper, the decent into suck was progressive after that.

So damned jealous. Bob is beyond and Thorgy is so eccentric and talented! I saw Bianca and it was completely worth the 10 hour round trip. I hope to see Bob at some point but I am so green jelly. I hope you have the best time ever!