The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

Does the restaurant not have servers? Because unless the chef was serving them, this would hurt their server a lot more than it hurt him.

Something tells me that she feels that the victims are the evil ones. If only they had kept their filthy whore mouths shut and their filthy whore legs closed, she wouldn’t have to deal with all of this inconvenience.

“an unnecessary media circus and personal security threat that serves no purpose other than to harass and embarrass her.”

Looking at homeless people IS gross but I don’t see him putting forth any solutions. Luckily I actually have a plan for that problem!!!

Actually, nobody should fuck this guy. Ever. Let him die unloved and unmourned.

His “one justice away” speech in the debate was supposed to be scary but to a listener with a heart probably sounded like a pump up speech. One justice away from rejecting abortion restrictions in any state! One justice away from the end of the sanctity of the second ammendment! Woohoo!

yeah I’m not a fan but I find him intriguing and mysterious which is a good thing for an artist and while I don’t watch his every move his newsworthy activity lately has been head-scratching. Maybe it’s all a “plan” he has to sell albums because I don’t care who you are, it’s difficult to actually sell music these…

Spanx for negroes you say?

Someone on the subway used to try to court me this way but I didn’t understand.

That’s a fucking beautiful hunk of wiener meat, not gonna lie.

I read it too!! I was on a binge of trashy literature and read it so I could support Ivana in some small way. Even then, I wasn't a fan of The Donald. I will 100% read the tell all books that arise out of this campaign like I read that awful John Edwards book.

Dude just stop. Only a whiny little boy can’t face the cold hard truth of our gender- we have a large, long, and statistically verified history of violence against women we’re attracted to. Women don’t. It’s us. Our problem. Sitting here thinking the stupid things you do is cowardly. A grown adult acknowledges the…

Of course most men can handle rejection. I would guess that the percentage who kill after being rejected is miniscule.

That isn’t feasible. It is outrageously unlikely that we will never need it again. But in the event of global warfare, we must have a means of drafting our able-bodied to fight. I say this as the daughter of a conscientious objector who fought in court for his right not to go to war (he was the son of pastor, the…

It’s tempting to like Megyn Kelly because she gets into feuds with douchebags about their bullshit and then I remember that she also works for Fox and is a republican and isn’t exactly speaking truth to power herself.

i think this is more why kids dont want adults...

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.

The name and the fact that she keeps it in her car...I want to meet her. And I feel like I probably would get to if I ever happened across the car. Much to my embarrassment, I once called 911 to rescue a blow-up doll that I mistook for a battered woman trapped in a sedan in a mall parking lot. (She was ok)

As our scene opens, Thai Smile Airways Flight 666 is ready for departure. A befuddled and somewhat hung over American tourist (played by Kristin Wiig) looks across the aisle, and sees that the passengers in the seats in her row are accompanied by Luk Thep. Her gaze wides as she observes multiple passengers boarding…