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Supposedly, Kim got pissed that he hadn’t lost any weight before the wedding and he didn’t fit into his tux, so she told him he couldn’t be in the wedding. TMZ had photos of him at the airport in France IIRC, sobbing and telling the person on the line that he hated “her” and he was going home and could they please

“Ellie Goulding almost drowned”

I have not stopped laughing over this Rob/Blac Chyna thing and I NEVER WILL.

this is why, even if you hate the Democratic candidate, choose them unless you’re okay with a scary SCOTUS balance for the next thirty-plus years

Rocko’s Modern Life solved this riddle: it’s elves. They live in a tunnel in the back of the dryer. It’s why laundry day is a very dangerous day.

My main creator was a woman who had every right in the world to choose to have me. They can all suck my non existent dick I am so beyond over this! >:|

inherent value that cannot be quantified by man

Oh my fucking sweet Creator, I am SO sick of hearing about these ignorant assholes trying to make this shit happen.

What really burns my bra is that this entire family has adopted styles from us “urban” women and all of a sudden it’s chic. Yet when my and my girls were rocking acrylic nails, bamboo knockers and timbs we were referred to as hoodrats. My lips are real!

Yeah I feel like so many people make fun of Amber and Blac but those women are street smart and know exactly what play to make.

I can’t help it, I read that in Tommy Wiseau’s voice

“The bloodline must remain pure!”

Older European lady whose entire life and career have been one long privileged excursion, speaking her truth?

Fuck her for this. Lost fan here. Fuck her to hell dammit!

It is especially fucked when you compare how much work Gillian has done since X-Files ended compared to what David has done. Woman has worked her ass off and deserves to be paid accordingly, for both experience and keeping her name out in front of the public. David was in Californiacation, and that’s about it.

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

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This is the season of death and rebirth for Azaleans, as for so many others. However, January is the time that they celebrate the promise of the sacred chlorophyll; that’s their main calendar holiday. It started in ancient times, times so far removed from now that no Azalean can remember them, when the young, dormant

“It would be more useful to compare a one-to-one example, even if hypothetical, as opposed to Gayle’s. The simple truth is that you’re ignoring the broad context of how women are systematically treated with much harsher beauty standards than men and are much more likely to be discriminated against in nearly all areas.