“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

This dumb fuck is the son of a cuban citizen who obtained political asylum here in the states, you would think of ALL people he would be a bit more sensitive to needs to immigrants. He is the worst kind of human trash, a rat faced hypocrite.

Ethan Couch threw himself a farewell party before he fled the country to avoid going to jail after violating his probation for killing 4 people. This dude doesn’t have “affluenza” - he has “I’mapieceofhumanexcementandamacompletefuckingmoronititis”.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Just going to say the same thing. It seemed like another Insurgent, Maze Runner, whatever YA blah blah blah.

Well maybe if Obama stopped oppressing them with his skin pigment they’d meet him in the middle and negotiate.

She’s an asshole.

The U.S. Olympic Trolling Judges award your performance a negative 10 points. A novice effort so lazy and unoriginal it doesn’t even rate an eyeroll.

That’s what kills me about those types of arguments. They’re so patronizing and belittling of men—it baffles me that more men aren’t furious about it. But I think it’s like the whole “Men are just too stupid to do housework/take care of their children” bit. Yes, it’s terribly sexist, but it’s also extremely beneficial…

I wonder if the course should be extended to women and men? Cos internalized misogyny is a thing that affects everyone, not just men...

Is it weird that I feel like this is okay? Like, it should be taught as part of language classes and middle school classes and to everyone everywhere.

“Men have weaknesses and when they see someone smiling it is difficult to control,”

Happy to see Jezebel covering this. (Kind of curious as to why this is filed under Detroit? Flint is an hour north of Detroit.)

Oh for fucks sake. This is so goddamn martyrifically stupid...

“There I was, enjoying a light repast at the Applebuddies club, engaging in a fine and stimulating discussion of Amanda McKittrick Ros’s brilliant use of simile and metaphor, when suddenly what should assault my ears but some jenny foreigner defiling the rarefied air of our great nation with her native tongue! Well I…

If anything, that’s an understatement. I imagine plenty of them would love scientists to find a way to keep the female reproductive system alive and let everything surrounding it die.

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

I wasn’t sure how many people would be familiar with him. He’s one of my favorite humans ever.

More Sherman Alexie tweets, s’il vous plait.

A bald eagle kept landing on me while I was writing it and screeching “America the Beautiful” in my ear, it was very disruptive